Startin' snarking with an easy target

I know that this guy is an easy target if there ever was one, but at least he isn't so easy as, say, Carlos Mencia...


...DANE COOK

I mean just look at this guy! I'm just going to start with appearances. He is performing in front of thousands of fans and what is he wearing? A stupidly cut t-shirt and some ill matched jeans. Jesus Christ.

For my next point, you can just skip to about 6:50 in this video, if you don't want to deal with the mind numbing inanity that is Dane Cook's comedy.



Okay, now on to my real qualm. Do you see the way that this man acts as if the word "snarky" is some kind of a novelty. All like "yeah, its a real word," "google that shit" and "google magic, people". Jesus Dane, give your audience some credit, last time I checked, the word "snarky" is not exactly "esoteric." Yeah, "esoteric" people, google that shit, google magic my friends. While you're at it, google "bullshit".

I'm not even going to touch on the actual content of his comedy, plenty of other people have. If you want to know more, just google "Dane Cook sucks". Google magic, my friends. Google magic indeed.

PS: UPDATE, WHY THE HELL DOES HE ACT LIKE "CLUSTERFUCK" IS A BIG DEAL! DANE!!!!

- The Judge